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Best Man (2013) by evanexempt, literature

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Best Man (2013)

Dear Old Friend: It is with humble honor that I blush to be even considered to stand tall at the helm of your union eternal—for forty percent Oh, I've seen you at depths in this journey with a girl ever slow to surrender I'm relieved by the news of your bounty, and pray love never leaves you lament But, for all of your friends and your brothers bearing witness to bonds ever after, is not one better suited a wing man than the loathable Mr. Exempt? Your big day—a maid primps my lapel pin As I kiss her, my heart fills with laughter It's a mystery to me why your best man would be this old, miserable, whore-fucking bachelor

Love Remains (2013) by evanexempt, literature

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A Bedtime Prayer (2013) by evanexempt, literature

Black Nothing (2013) by evanexempt, literature

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Black Nothing (2013)

You can't chain her gate with a sentence You can't wage debate with a choice You can't break his legs with an expletive phrase No, there really ain't much in a voice You can scream her a suicide sonnet You can fill her inbox with sharp letters You can slit your own wrists and then text her the pics, but it's certain: you're not going to get her Oh, what can you say to make her mind stay when her body gets up and walks away? Nothing, I tell you Black nothing

The Cat Ran Off (2013) by evanexempt, literature

Lipstick On a Pig (2013) by evanexempt, literature

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Lipstick On a Pig (2013)

~0 Tugging buttons. Herding cats. My circus tent is full of bats. So, please sit back. Enjoy the show. For what this is, we both well know. ~1 Call it danger. Call it fun. A pregnant girl dressed as a nun, with Tramp le Monde, in Cooper Black, tattooed across her lower back. Photographed while being told she would be Vice’s centerfold. Holler, “Hipster!” Holler, “Ho!” But what this is, we both well know. ~2 “FIGHT THE POWER!” Chants the crowd. The power fails—lights go out. For blacked out "punks", too drunk to riot, a revolution starts tonight. The rich will masquerade the poor mobs loo

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Best Man (2013) by evanexempt, literature

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Best Man (2013)

Love Remains (2013) by evanexempt, literature

Reaper's Lament (2013) by evanexempt, literature

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Reaper's Lament (2013)

In some distant future, a garden awaits me Or so says the legend of fortunes bequeathed Tomatoes and peppers, fine herbs and rare flowers, medicinal root-plants, ambitions to conquer Yet time brings her summer to crawl and to slither A rainless heat bubble Leaves wither and crumble A bounty in waiting Slow hand of a killer Parched feast for the famished grasshoppers and 'pilars A song for the harvest’s still-born bastard daughter No bushel for market A reaper’s lament Arriving December, I grip the gate frozen Black fruits, half devoured, but serve to remember

Bad Boy (2013) by evanexempt, literature

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Mind Attack (2013) by evanexempt, literature

Always Be Your Boy (2013) by evanexempt, literature

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Always Be Your Boy (2013)

You picked him over me; all's fair and square in love and war For months, I shoveled desperately for dirt and nothing more I stand six feet, conveniently, so I know when to quit And if I can lay down comfortably, then love is sure to fit So, here I stand, scepter in hand—an undertaker's spade like that design which marked my cards—the foolish hand I played And now I lay our love to rest—no pride left to destroy You may never be my girl, but I will always be your boy

The Cat Ran Off (2013) by evanexempt, literature

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Artist // Hobbyist // Varied

July 18
United States
Deviant for 11 years
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I thought beat poets were like... the first rappers.

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Sans Serif

Favourite Movies

Find a way to make me sit still for two hours.

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

God is an Astronaut, Arnaud Rebotini, Hol Baumann

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Favourite Writers

Milan Kundera, Hunter S. Thompson, Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Palahniuk, Sylvia Plath, Oscar Wilde, Dorothy Parker, William Gibson

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Adobe Creative Crowd, WordDepress

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poetry, roller derby, journalism, layout design, typography, fashion design, ranting, raving, stand-up comedy, sketch comedy, exploring abandoned places, grave-creeping, assorted perversions...

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echo-haze

Jul 4, 2013

thanks for the fave